Saturday, March 31, 2007

Beefsteak or Steakpotatoes & More Seocontest Nonsense for Easter

So I thought, while I was eating my extremely delicious big hamburger, about the absolute girly stupidity of my SEOCONTEST for girls post. I won't remove it because I should have to suffer the shame, but I want to. I want to hide it like I do with pictures that make me look fat.

So let me tell you about this burger: It was a bacon cheeseburger with mozarella cheese on a ciabatta bun. And I also had french fries with gravy on the side and the french fries were the kind that are really wide and flat... I think they are called beefsteak or something like that (but beefsteak is a funny name for french fries because it makes reference to beef twice but says nothing about the potatoes, I would call them steakpotatoes). Yum. I wish I had another now. Or a soft taco supreme perhaps.

Can I find nothing else to comment on than food anyways? Probably not. Maybe I should mention my shopautodotca seocontest blog? Naw.

So Easter is coming up next week, for those who celebrate it. I am not a religious person, I don't go to church or anything. I eat pancakes on Pancake Day and I like the whole Easter bunny and Easter egg hunt tradition, and the big family meal where I make a big roast chicken with stuffing and all the rest (a family favourite, my stuffing is REALLY good, it has pine nuts in it and other surprising additions). But the Jesus thing, not my cup of tea I guess. I used to be an altar girl but that was mostly because I enjoyed being at the front and ringing the little bells and we used to eat those cracker things in the back room and have sips of wine before we put them inside the little gold house with the curtain that for some reason you had to store them in. Like I understand they think that the crackers and wine are of Christ and all, but why the little gold house. WWJD? I think Jesus would give the money that bought the gold house to some more charitable use. At least I hope so. I will stop talking about Jesus now, and about religion. Having a deep interest in both philosophy and anthropology, I have a theory about Jesus and religion that is, while well-intentioned, is offensive to people who are religious and who knows who is reading this. I absolutely respect people who have religious convictions however, and I sort of wish I did. It's just hard to believe in something you do not believe in.

Anyways, as I was saying, yay Easter. My grandmaman and grandpapa come down from North Bay and I love them very much, so this is a good thing. My dad drinks beer with my grandpapa all day on Easter and they play cribbage, while accusing each other of cheating. And they do yard work together. My grandpapa is 81. Amazing. I make the roast chicken and stuffing (from scratch) and "the vegetable" (usually baby carrots with a bit of butter and some dill weed) and the gravy. My mom and grandmaman make the mashed potatoes (I will roast them some garlic too and they can add it). We have the Easter egg hunt, then we eat... I am so looking forward to this meal. I start looking forward to stuffing and gravy and roast chicken and mashed potatoes and the vegetable a month before (we have it Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas!). It takes all day to make so really, who would spend all day doing that unless it was the holidays.

I have almost all the stuff for the Easter egg hunt too. And I bought the cutest little bunny at Starbucks tonight. So sweet and it's tail is a little flower and it's pink and made of yarn. Love my new bunny friend.

Why not link to my shopautodotca site. It is full of seocontest information and search engine ranking tips. Visit the best shopautodotca site and blog on the internet (in my opinion because well I need to be confident in myself and my abilities). http://shopautodotcaseo.tripod.com
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SEOCONTESTS for Girls:

Being a girl in a seocontest really sucks, because of the fact that I am a girl.

Nobody has made any derogatory remarks. No one has singled me out for being a girl.

That is not the issue. The issue is girls have feelings and emotions, feelings that sometimes might affect my ability to think rationally. I am sensitive, like a delicate flower. I try to act tough. But I want to use words like: vulnerable, insecure, emotional. Sorry if this offends the fem crowd. I am a total feminist and the Second Sex is my bible and all, but I am emotional. I cannot deny that physically, I have girl parts and girl hormones and they DIRECTLY affect my ability to think clearly sometimes. Not to imply I am a chronic hysterical mess, but I have feelings and I like talking about them, and I get these feelings hurt and THEN I turn into a hysterical mess.

So what does this have to with seocontests anyways?

Well, not just in this contest but in the other seocontests I have been monitoring, I have noticed that some seocontestants make fun of other seocontestants. I was really mad when Jeremy called my site a cheap-spam-a-palooza pop up site and when he said he did not think I would win. My feelings were hurt. But why? I don't know this guy from Sam, and I don't care what he says or does or what he thinks of me or my site. But I was bruised nonetheless. And I am sure he did not even mean anything by it too. And boys don't think things like this.

I am in fact sure that any man who is reading this post has either:
a) stopped reading because it's about feelings
b) is still reading but is rolling his eyes or thinking something silly about me.

And when Mr. Funny Pants saw that I had called him that and shot off some more blonde jokes, I immediately put up another post because I was worried he might think I was insulting him or making fun of him or something. I wanted him to know that I meant Mr. Funny Pants in the best kind of way (I say Mr. .... Pants for everything, snobby pants, grumpy pants, lucky pants and so one for anything you might want to say).

And I saw a post the other day where a new contestant said that if no one big entered the contest he would have no problem winning. And I got really upset at his pubescent thuggery. Like we were all small.

And I guarantee 100% that none of the men are going through these emotional moments. But I have to and I have no choice. And I fight it but my girliness takes over and I cannot control it. And that is why seocontests are tough for me. Because I have feelings and feelings can get hurt when you spend months in a contest with a bunch of men because men don't have all the feelings we do. This of course does not mean that woman cannot be competitive or win, as I am not discussing a woman's performance in an seocontest. That is another story entirely and one that I am sure often has a happy ending. Because anything a boy can do a girl can do better! But with feelings. Ugh!
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Big Hamburgers for Seocontest Fuel

So me and my friend are going out for dinner tonight and I am extremely excited because I want to have a big hamburger with delicious french fries too. I am so hungry for a big hamburger. This seocontest is making me eat so much junk food and I am getting a stomach ache because of it. So hopefully the big juicy hambuger with give me the energy I need to keep up the seocontest.

You know I really think that shopautodotca should have specified that you needed to get a new domain. That is what we all did, because well, what is the challenge in optimizing a site that already has a PR of 5 and has been submitted to many directories. I guess I should have just taken the easiest route too.

There are lots of seocontests out there. I am considering starting one of my own for the flower store (but I don't want to talk about our damned site because I get rogers hosting for it and they so screwed me and I hate them). As I said in a past post, I built that site to connect to our e-commerce sites that are depressingly flashy and hard to optimize. Well I am working on building another site that would open us up to a more national/international clientele. You know, if someone wants to send flowers to Canada they would use our service regardless of the province, town. An seocontest might be just the ticket.

I am working on some new additions still that will all be up and running hopefully by the end of the weekend. I have started being active in various forums and venues for me to discuss with others the joys and pains of seo, search engine ranking, and seocontests. This has been rewarding for me because it is nice to know that I am learning a lot more and that I am starting to be able to comment on seo practices (at least beginner seo's think I am smart).
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Friday, March 30, 2007

SEO Thugs by Shopautodotca Seocontest Danielle

If this offends you, please don't read it.

I have noticed over the past few months, as I have learned not only more about SEO but also more about the people who practice SEO, is that there are really those who think they are like really gangsta or something. The whole Dave Pasternack thing for example. That was really malicious and I don't really care what he said. What are they, like twelve? Why waste your time trying to bury someone else's site when you are trying to optimize yours?

And sometimes the mouths on some SEO's. So cocky, and insulting towards others too. I have noticed that a lot looking at all the different seocontests there are. Some people are really friendly, but some need to just get a grip! It's still just a game.

Maybe it is because most SEO's are men and men probably that rank in search engines is directly correlated with the length of their penis. And who says balls are the new tits?
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Google AJAX Search API: For the beginner and the pro

I love Google AJAX search API. I mean you can totally customize, but they also have easy and quick little wizards that you can use if you are not really comfortable "doing it yourself". It's an easy way to include current content on your page. You can use news, blogs, videos. I don't really make much use of the videos one because I don't like online videos. That's just me. I have made use of Google AJAX search on my seocontest site too. And with regards to the customization, well there is really no limit to what you can do, and even as beginner, which I am, it's easy because they provide you with great online guides, blogs, and code examples. Some people are really good and they take use this to build full online applications (not just as a little widget like me). Maybe when I am done this seo contest by shopautodotca I will learn a bit more about it and start creating my own Google AJAX search API application.

But AJAX search API is by no means the "coolest thing" offered by Google, I just like it because it lets me enjoy a little bit of Google on my own site. Want to visit the Google Code page?

Please help with links to my shopautodotca seocontest site! I am looking for "A FEW GOOD [LINKS]" to http://shopautodotcaseo.tripod.com
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SEO for Girls

So I have noticed that there are not that many girls that are interested in search engine optimization and ranking. I am not saying there are no girls, by any means, but there seems to be a lot more men in this contest, in forums about SEO, and SEO blogs are mostly written by men. What’s with that?I am surprised that more girls do not enjoy this.

It’s sort of like my hobby. My hobby that I don’t talk about because people think I am weird when I get all excited about the rank of sites I have built. Hey… just for fun do a search for “seo Danielle”. Not number 1 but getting there! Maybe that will be my little side challenge. Try to get to number 1 for seo danielle, and if I win my contest I will order Swiss Chalet for myself! And if I lose I will probably order Swiss Chalet anyways because it’s my money. But it’s funny because most girls really like attention and they all want to be famous or something, and chicks dig MySpace because they can make their little pages and have people write them little notes and they love little notes. So you think they would want to experience the glory of coming in first place on Google. When you practice SEO you meet tons of people online, and it’s a great way to network and schmooze online, and girls love schmoozing. You get to have blogs too, so you get to write a diary and girls have diaries (which come to be referred to as journals but it’s still the same old boy stuff no matter what you call it). And most of all, chicks dig succeeding in a man’s world (like those girls who are in roller derbies, like they think it makes them tough like boys to skate around on roller skates and batter each other in mini skirts while guys ogle them, monkeys dancing for the pleasure of men, sickens me).

So here is what we need to do to get girls interested in search engine optimization:

Google should change their background colour to pink and their link text to dark pink

Link Directories should be prettier because they are mostly all so hideous and functional looking and it makes me gag

If you get to #10 and up you should get a little star or heart next to your site’s link

If they made a reality TV show about girls who loved SEO and the girls were really cutting edge and enviable, every girl would start doing it

Sorry if offend. Don’t mean to denigrate my gender or anything. Don’t like most girls anyways because they are stupid and it’s so hard to be friends with girls because they always need to compete with you. Like it’s your fault if you go to a bar and some guy pays more attention to you than to her, it’s not like I made you eat that burger or that donut.

So I am in this seocontest and that is why I started writing my shopautodotca seocontest blogs. My name is Danielle, as mentioned earlier and I am looking for links to my shopautodotca seo contest blogs and websites. Thanks for any help you can give!

My official domain for the seo contest:http://shopautodotcaseo.tripod.com

Soon I want to do a post on SEO for blondes (and I am going to dedicate it to Mr. Funny Pants with the Jokes, and by the way… grumble grumble… Mr. Funny Pants is doing really well his site is at http://www.shoautodotcaseocontest-seo.com Like he should be rewarded for making blonde jokes! ;-) )

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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Here is how I keep one step ahead of the game in the shopautodotca seocontest:
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SEO: First Steps

What to do if you want to learn more about optimizing your site for search:
YOUR FIRST STEPS
When you want to learn more about a search engine, first check out what other people have to say. Learn about the different opinions out there with regards to achieving a high ranking page. Read articles, posts on other blogs, webmaster/seo forums, and so on. Don't form any of your own just yet.Next, go the source. Do some searches for various things, as well as for the type of site that you wish to optimize. Study these sites. View the source. The florist industry for example is notorious for their hidden text. Personally, I prefer putting a hidden joke or message to people who might be checking out your code. Read everything each major search engine says about ranking and getting indexed. Try every single one of their tools. Google did not just build webmaster tools just to look pretty (good thing because not pretty at all just functional).After you have gotten an understand of the different theories and the basics of using these search engines, set up some test sites. Get a few blogs and pick a ridiculous keyword search term that brings up no results at all. Then have your team of blogs compete against each other. Use different techniques to see which works best. Keep these sites up for a while. Watch how they shift with time. This way you can practice your seo skills and also get a deep understanding of how the search engines work. And remember, Yahoo and Google and MSN all work differently so when you are optimizing your sites, check the different search engines to see how they react differently to your blogs.If you do these things you will be well on your way to becoming an expert in seo. Keep reading what other people have to say about seo because you never know what people will think of next. And soon, you might start coming up with your own ideas.Happy optimizing!
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Strategy: The key to winning the shopautodotca seocontest

What am I doing now?
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Monday, March 26, 2007

Why all this fuss for the shopautodotca seocontest?

As it has been for about a week, my site is still at number 1 in MSN for the shopautodotca seocontest. I figure it's my spot now! I might put up some pictures soon and hang the porch swing, just kidding! It makes me very happy though that I have a number 1 spot in at least one of the other search engines. Sure, everybody has bad things to say about MSN but I still have the number 1 spot and no one else does. That makes me proud of myself and confirms my belief that with a little more learning and practice, I might become really good at search engine optimization. I have learned so much in the past few weeks too! I don't know what to do with all this new information: Oh Wait… yes I do. I will use it on my seocontest sites. Nothing like a little self-education to get the blood pumping!
Anyways, I am going to move to another blog now because if I say everything here then I will have to double post because I will have run out of "material" about shopautodotca seocontest. Really there is only so much you say about this shopautodotca contest that is seeking the best seo expert on the internet.
Check out your official source for all shopautodotca seocontest news at my site on Tripod. Thanks Tripod for the free web hosting and subdomain. Really appreciate it and couldn't have done it without you.
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Horror Seocontest and The Shopautodotca Puppet Brigade


Found this creepy picture on another seocontest site. It frightens me! I would be so scared if I was surrounded by creepy sock puppets and this boy looks scared too! I found this at http://seoblackhat.com/feed/ (figure I would give them a link since I had ripped their horror-picture.
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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Shopautodotca Seocontest, The 300 and My New Build-a-Bear

Shopautodotca, The 300 and My New Build-A-Bear
I saw the movie the 300 tonight… It was really good and the fighting was so awesome! It's 300 really buff guys and they all have 12 packs and boobies. There is this one part where they hold their shields up to protect themselves all in a line and then they lift their shields all at the same time and jab and then cover themselves with their shields in unison killing layer after layer of Persian slaves and it was just beautiful harmony. If I was a gay guy I would love this movie the most and as a heterosexual female I thought it was A-okay for the eye candy. It's a pretty sexy movie too. There were lots of boobies, but also lots of carnage and grotesque imagery. It was made by the people who made Sin City so I knew what to expect going in. I liked the whole sepia thing too. Kind of expected something like that after the sort of film noir quality in Sin City.
But the whole time I was at the movie I kept thinking about my stupid shopautodotca seocontest, and about my new Build-A-Bear. She is so cute and soft and she has the hottest little leather jacket and a jean skirt and a white tank top and black and white high-top sneakers. But right now she is in a little T-Shirt because I eat messy foods and I don't want to get any chocolate icing on her pretty little outfit. I am going to buy her a bathrobe too. I hope I don't turn into a ten year old girl and get a wardrobe for my bear but the clothes are SO cute. And I want them all. And I want them to match MY outfits. I love being at the bear shop and looking at all the clothes. You have to do all these retarded but sweet things with this little heart and you put the heart in the bear. And you print out a birth certificate at this little computer station. They have a special keyboard there too and it has keys that have hearts and bear faces on them. So sometimes it's like: Do you want to receive emails from Build-A-Bear? and if you do you have to press on the bear face but if you don't you press on the blue diamond.
She is sitting here with me as I check out the shopautodotca seocontest. Things are looking sort of okay. I need to keep reminding myself that it has only been 25 days and I am competing against sites that have already developed a stronghold on the top rank spots. I can't expect this to happen overnight because if it did, well seo would be really easy and anyone could do it, overnight! And if it were an overnight kind of thing, then well, all hell would break loose in the search engines overnight probably on a nightly basis. So I trudge away on my seocontest site.
I have lots and lots of content now and a lot of it is related to the contest itself. I also have a lot of back links. My domain name is a challenge but not one that I cannot overcome. I am sure that with a little more hard work and Ring-o-los I will do quite well. I don't think I do too badly so far. I do have 1 number 1 spot and that isn't bad!
I am having a lot of fun and learning a lot and that is the important thing. I have a few more things I want to try out that I have been holding back. I read a lot of webmaster forums in the summer, like I would sit and read these things for hours and there is always some new tip that you have never read before. The internet is just about the best source for information about the internet. And what people always forget is that sometimes too find the really cool stuff you need to skip to page 10. Cause is that not often the case: to find the information you are looking for you have to leave the first page of results.
So back to the rest of my shopautodotca seocontest "matrix"!
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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Anna Nicole's diaries - Read Alexandre Dumas Instead

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Two diaries written by Anna Nicole Smith have sold on online auction site eBay for more than $500,000 to a German man planning to use them as the basis of a book, according to the memorabilia house that sold them. Read the rest
Let me get this straight: I can go to the store and buy the Count of Monte Cristo by Dumas, a great book which I have read already but I want to read again now because it was so darn good and and I have been thinking about it a lot lately because I have not read it in a few years. The first time I read it, I did it in three days. I was at the cottage and I holed myself up in my room for three days and could not stop reading and lived off diet coke and pepperoni sticks. And all this for ten dollars!
OR...
I can buy Anna Nicole's diaries from the 90s for only $500,000 on EBAY. Her previous famous diary included the timeless sentiment in its pages: I hate for men to want sex all the time. I hate sex." This diary sold for about $285,000. If only she were still alive… perhaps someday we would have seen Anna Nicole accepting a well-deserved Pulitzer freaking prize.
What is this world coming to that people would pay that much for a piece of crap diary that is probably filled with the most useless and retarded nonsense that really does not matter and serves absolutely no purpose. I don't mean this as a personal affront on Anna Nicole Smith, I think it says something about the state of the world however and I am pretty sure that if this is the direction that things are taking, we have not got a chance in hell of making it through the next century. Fucking diaries… you can buy vital organs for less! You could buy a whole person in fact. My diary is more interesting than hers (well maybe not to the rest of the world but I guarantee if you step outside the whole "she's famous" thing, my diary would totally win the diary wars.
So check them out on my shopautodotca-seocontest site!
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Friday, March 23, 2007

Things to say if you want people to think you care about things

It's too bad about the manatees.

Do you want a tissue?

I didn't backwash.

I hope that didn't hurt your feelings, I was just being honest.

We should send some blankets to Cuba.

I didn't invite you because I knew you would not have any fun.

Can you put this in the recycling box for me?
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Thursday, March 22, 2007

SEO for Blondes in the shopautodotca seocontest

So Mr. Funny Pants knows that I called him Mr. Funny Pants… tee hee. (I am really not that offended by blonde jokes, but I don't like racial jokes because as a student of anthropology I have grown to respect the fact that race is a cultural construct and biological race in fact could barely be said to exist anymore but that is beside the point)… anywhoo…
So I thought I would introduce some important moments in blond-history:
1964 – Diane Sawyer becomes first female 60 Minutes correspondent.
1976 – Barbara Walters becomes the first woman to co-host network news.
1977 – Farah Fawcett joins the cast of Charlie's Angels.
1987 – Margaret Thatcher becomes first person in history to serve 3 consecutive terms as Prime Minister of England.
1999 – Pamela Anderson has a breast reduction.
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secret funny seocontest prank

I wanted to think of something funny
to do tonight that I would never
tell anyone about.
A secret funny prank. But I can't think of anything.
And I bet you 10$ that if I did
nobody else would think it was funny at all.
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Does Britney Spears have her shopautodotca screwed in right?

Like crazy is cool when it's in an irreverent quality but geez publicly going bonkers because her life must be so miserable. I realize her life is crap, but it's not as though she does not have all the opportunity in the world to overcome those obstacles. Really Britney get a grip. You are freaking rich as hell and you have children to be thinking about. There is a really thin line between teen pop princess and hag.
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Haha Funny!


That's pretty funny.
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$0.03 with Google Adsence

So my web hosting is free with Tripod and so my site has to support ads, whatever, it's not like it has to be pretty because it is in no way built for the user. And I figured since I was going to have ugly disfiguring ads on my site I may as well make some money. And I have. I have made three cents which means for every week since I built my shopautodotca seocontest site that means one whole penny in the bank. My lord I feel like I have already won! Check out my seocontest site and see why it is worth one penny a week! Visit http://shopautodotcaseo.tripod.com/blog/
One year of ads - $0.52
Ten years of ads - $5.20
Twenty years of ads - $10.40
What will I be able to do with the money made from my shopautodotca-seocontest site in twenty years? Let's see I will be much older so my interests and tastes will be more boring and considering inflation and all that. Maybe one of those purse size Kleenex packs or gum, right?
In ten years, I would probably buy yogurt or something healthy to eat.
In one year of ads on my "shopautodotca seocontest site" – I would likely buy some candy at the Shlev
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Dear Prince William,

Dear Prince William,
I don't know much about you. When I was younger I used to write you letters. I would never send them but I would write them because I wanted to be a princess. And I still do and it's not like you are a prince like in Coming to America with Eddie Murphy that nobody knows about and that can integrate himself into ghetto USA life and working at a fast food restaurant and dating the daughters of the owner of the fast food restaurant. You are a real prince and you go to balls and I bet you the girls you bring get to wear ball gowns all the time and I never do. None of my friends do and no one really gets to except for famous and rich and royalty type people. But that does not seem right or fair. I mean not everybody wants to wear ball gowns and maybe not all of us should but I mean they give us Barbie's with bodies we will never have, do they have to add insult to injury by letting us dress them with dresses that we will never get to wear too. So I used to write you letters thinking if I were convincing enough… maybe I watched Cinderella too many times. Great Disney film, no Fox and the Hound but nonetheless. And you seem really nice; you smile a lot and mean people can't really sustain a sincere smile for that long. And I like skiing too but I have not gone in a long time but I know that I could do it again if I tried and bought a new pair of ski boots because I think mine have shrunk. You are probably very smart because your family sent you to some pretty good schools that I used to wish I could go to but I have given up on those pipe dreams even though it was hard to give up on wanting to study at schools where innovation and creation in my field of study might supersede regurgitation.
So goodnight Prince William!
Danielle
Here is a picture where you can see prince William without his top on. He is pointing at me. He is saying I won that for you baby.

So vote for Prince William for most likely to succeed in the shopautodotca-seocontest! And sorry to anybody who just read that because it was ridiculous and I know it but what the hey! This is a page for the shopautodotca seocontest and it is really good to have some bait. Link to my "shopautodotca+seocontest" site at http://shopautodotcaseo.tripod.com/
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

#1 in MSN today yippee for my seocontest site




So I copied the screen where I was at number 1 on MSN to preserve the moment for posterity.
I want to cherish the shopautodotca seocontest memories, you know! My only victory so far… now I only have to stay there for a few more months? Gee whiz! And so other than that the shopautodotca seocontest is moving very slowly it seems… Jeremy is still at number #1 in Google. And there is an SEO company at number #1 in Yahoo…. Who knows what will happen next?
Hopefully things start to move around a little (in my benefit that is). They never say 1 out of 3 ain't bad… they say 2 out of 3 ain't bad. So now one down one more to go… I have to keep raising the stakes right in order to make this fun!
Anyways thanks to anyone who is helping me with links to my shopautodotca seocontest site! Check out that page for a more extensive report on the shopautodotca seocontest.
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Monday, March 19, 2007

Google Hates Tripod

So I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that GOOGLE hates Tripod and that it is unduly discriminating against my site... i am in the #1 and #2 spots on MSN... so why #80 on Google. Clearly my shopautodotca seocontest is the best... not only because I have a lot of good backlinks but my site is awesome and maybe my SEO techniques are not as high-tech as some of them, I totally make up for it it with actual content.. not just one or two repetitive pages... I mean gee whiz my blog has been updated almost daily! So I leave this post on my GOOGLE blog... What's Up Google?
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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Irish Men

I loved dating Irish men, I especially love listening to their Irish parents bicker... I don't if it's the accent but really I enjoy listening to petty arguments of these Irish guys parents!?So I bought this cheapo domain for the shopautodotca seocontesthttp://www.techophelia.infoand it redirects to my shopautodotca seocontest siteSo now I have to switch some of my links to the www.technophelia.info URL so that some of my backlinks go to this. which suck. But I still have a few hours before I go kiss some irish men.. so here goes!!!Happy Kiss Some Irish Men Day!
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Bittersweet seocontest triumph

Ah it was sweet... well bitter sweet because when I checked later I had dropped back down. My shopautodotca seocontest site will pull through... and i refuse to get a domain name. Well... too nice outside to play with shopautodotca just wanted to make a short post about my brief triumph on MSN.... brief but well-deserved! Check out all my seocontest sites!
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Monday, March 12, 2007

Is that your shopautodotca or are you just happy to see me?

So another evening checking out my shopautodotca seocontest sites and blogs. Not much new to report. I am in Google and MSN but not Yahoo. I am doing slightly okay on MSN and terrible on Google. I am not ashamed of myself though. I have worked hard and I think that soon my hard work will pay off (any minute now you will see).Had a crap day and kinda want to smash something (or maybe while playing a friendly game of stickball I might accidentaly hit a ball through a window thereby indirectely causing it to smash, because I would feel terrible to actually smash something, I at least need the premise of an accident?). I am kind of b-i-t-c-h-y today because I wish people would consider that maybe I have a life of my own and can't always be doing stuff for them. Like I already spent all weekend dealing with all kinds not my problems and maybe I had wanted to do something and now I have to deal with another not my problem and maybe there are problems that are my problems that I want to sort out. Geez Louise.Anyways... check out shopautodotca seocontest blog for all updates to the contest and useful information about search engine optimization.
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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Shopautodotca Seocontest RSS on my Blogger Blog

The posts from my official shopautodotca seocontest site can now be seen on this blogger page so that you can see what is going on at my official shopautodotca seocontest blog. This is updated as my blog is updated so check out the posts to the right of my shopautodotca seocontest blogger page. I am really excited about this because not only does it create more links for me but it also helps me to show what is going on at my official site from this page without the person having to go to my main shopautodotca seocontest site. The blogs on that page are a little more interesting than the ones on this shopautodotca seocontest blog so I am hopeful that I will get some traffic. Go shopautodotca seocontest and long live Fraggle Rock!
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Google Has Found My Site Again

Yay Google has again found my shopautodotca seocontest site which means I am back in the running. I am still in the same spot in MSN. I need to keep reminding myself that there are still three months until the end the shopautodotca seocontest. I had a dream the other day that in the morning I checked the search engines when I got to work and I was at number #1 in Google... see positive visualiation is where its at. I figure it should take a while but my hard work should pay off in about a month's time. TIC TOC TIC TOC.So just a short update for my blogger blog about my shopautodotca seocontest site.Please check it out! If you want to learn about search engine optimization, sites in seocontests are probably your best bet for seeing real exaggerated examples of how to get you site to the top of the ranks.My site is hosted by Tripod and can be found here: shopautodotca seocontest and my shopautodotca seocontest official blog.I am also now participating in the globalwarming awareness2007 contest. This one is huge and i really just want to do it because it is an interesting topic that I know nothing about so I can actually make a quality blog about globalwarming
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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Ode to Jeremy in Shopautodotca Seocontest

I am jealous of Jeremy and his super-dooper rank
He has more links than me
I really must be frank
I wonder what he did to get so high in MSN
At this point I would be happy ranking number ten
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Friday, March 9, 2007

Another day in the shopautodotca

So I am not sure what i am doing right or what I am doing wrong at this point in the shopautodotca seocontest. I know that some of my techniques are working but at this point my biggest regret is that I only got it started in March. I wish I had known about this in January because I think that those people may have the upper hand since they were first. Go shopautodotca seocontest!If anyone has any pointers for someone entered in an seocontest I would be more than grateful. I do know somewhat about search engine optimization however I am not sure if this is maybe a little different than what you would typically do because there are many people competing actively for that one word.Anyways... my shopautodotca seocontest site can be found at http://shopautodotcaseo.tripod.com/
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Seocontest Shop: Get there by automobile

So now on MSN page 2... not #1 but not bad for one week into the contest. I keep having to tell myself that I started a 2 months after the start of the shopautodotca seocontest so I should not feel too bad. Please check out my blog on my official page... There is a lot more going on there and it is not just shopautodotca seocontest stuff. I actually fill my blog with mostly real content. I am excited to see what I can get accomplished over the weekend while I do not have to work thought I would like to see some band play (in that I have no idea what band just some band) and I would also like to eat french fries and deep fried breaded shrimp at a restaurant and maybe go buy something expensive at the Future Shop or the red and white blouse at the Guess store or both just so I can spend some money.
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Thursday, March 8, 2007

Seocontest Blogtastic

I have a lot of new posts on my shopautodotca seocontest blog!So find out why my site is the best shopautodotca seocontest site on the internet.
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Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Hitchhiking

Hitchhiking is most certainly my favourite form of transportation. Though I have given up doing it now that I must be "grown up" I miss the freedom of no destination or timeline. Decide to go camping in Owen Sound... end up in California. Plan on doing the whole east coast in a summer and end up living in a small village in Gaspesie for four months. I would meet so many good and interesting people.Some of the most memorable:-the old lady who took me home for milk and cookies-the man with the truck who took me up on the hills to see the wind generators and when he went in the store to pick up some beer he left the keys in the car.. like he trusted me-the fishing guide who took me on a historical tour of Gaspesie.. he was looking for a good spot to fish for the day and ended up taking me hours up the coast-the man from Florida with the camper who picked me up early one morning and we had bacon and eggs with an ocean view-Steve from Arizona in the red Jeep Cherokee-the man outside of Santa Cruz with handprints on his van who made these flutes out of reeds-the man who delivered the paper up the coast in Gaspesie.. he picked me up so many mornings!-and when some jerk dropped me off in Scarborough even though he told me he was going past the Toronto highway craziness... a guy who lived in Mississauga saw me trying to hitchhike in the rain in an illegal hitchhiking zone and picked me up and drove to London AND took me to Starbucks.I could keep listing them forever I guess.Please visit my shopautodotca seocontest and help me out with links!
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Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Cold Weather Seocontests

I can't wait until it is warm again and I can go to the cottage. When I am at the cottage I wonder why I bother to come back. I could live there and eat lots of fish and wild game and never have to come back to the mainland again... But I would be singing a different song after about a month though. I watched this show called 30 days today and these two "city people" had to go live "off the grid" (living sustainably). I did it for a few months to some extent in Quebec but I could not even begin to imagine how hard it would be if it was your whole lifestyle.
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Sad Shopautodotca Seocontest Me

So my shopautodotca seocontest site got indexed and was listed in #12 in Google and then got dropped to number #67. What did I do wrong on my site? Did I overdo it maybe and did Google get mad at my site? Or did I enter the contest too late to have a chance in the shopautodotca seocontest? I will have to re-examine what I am doing I guess. I have until June 15 though so plenty of time to draw up a new plan of attack. I guess maybe I should have drawn up an initial plan of attack in the first place. I don't want to buy a domain name.
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Monday, March 5, 2007

Day 3 of Shopautodotca Seocontest

So I have been indexed by Google in #12 position.. not so good but I am still happy that it was indexed so quickly. My shopautodotca seocontest site is not bad. Please help me win! Get free links for your own site when you place a link to my shopautodotca seocontest website. Until next time!
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